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Elayne Standford and her Quotes

Study of the origins of Elayne's fake quotes.
By G. Lawrence

"Each woman and each man have a face" T.S. Eliot
* The choice of Eliot's name comes as an attempt to introduce a bleak-but-connected-with-1st-class culture name. She often needed and used bland statements, truisms pronounced by famous people.

"The main feature of a person are the eyes" John Paul II
*An indirect quote from Kosuth. This may be a too far-fetched assumption, but I think Elayne adapted one of the texts she saw printed on a black chair at a show by Kabakov and Kosuth in Warsaw, in 1993.

"People move. People change. There are many people." Craiu Nedelcu, gypsy musician
*Craiu Nedelcu might very well be a one of Elayne's real acquaintances, though I doubt it. The choice of a gypsy musician for this role is to some degree a "politically sexy" decision. Elayne loved to be loved just like everyone else. Th. Rosenberg, the priest that used to listen to her confessions had the bizarre habit to break the secret of the confession on one particular matter. He would tell anyone that wanted to listen that Elayne is a born diplomat, a person that will, to some degree, adapt her opinions to the ones of her friends. Maybe he did not consider this to be a sin.

"I remember quite well my entrance into the city of Madison. Seeing people on the streets, after my weeks of reclusion, was a feast. It was better than pork, better than sex, better than conversation and better than literature. Just watching them on the street." Adolf Arnheim
*Adolf Arnheim is almost certainly a fictive person. I heard the exact same story told, in first person, by John Cassati, a friend of the author of whose appointment with the University of Wisconsin in Madison I know with certainty (I attended his lecture).

"You tell me you have friends? I have more friends than you have because I have spent my life in a railway station." Ziggy
*Again, an invented name. The quote comes from a letter written by Elayne's German lover that always signed her letters with the name of Axolotl. Elayne herself told me she chose 'Ziggy' because she imagined the quote as coming from some sort of a picturesque persona, one of the railway station's usual suspects.

"I like their mouths" Bettine Kowalski
*No information available on this. The only possible lead is Bettine Scharfenberger, who later married Franz Kowalski. She pronounced these words indeed, at the presentation of her thesis work. She was a dentist.

"Sooner or later you have to begin to smoke. You couldn't befriend the locals if you didn't." Radu Dercea
*One of Elayne's life-long friends. He had problems with adaptation. As long as he lived in Romania, he had to smoke in order to be able to socialize. When he moved to Poland (probably following Elayne) he had to start drinking to make friends; this is the probable cause of his death.

"What is all this story about abstract art, installations with noisy loudspeakers, still lives, and so on, and so on? I only like portraits. And, of all - here, you see? - The one I like the most. It's the portrait of my wife." Ivan Tantschenko
*Elayne found these phrases in one of Tantschenko's interviews (it was for some silly magazine, surprisingly). She clapped her hands in approval and made me copy it in her book, as a revision. I protested, considering this a plagiary, but she insisted on it so I had no choice. For truth's sake I include it here as a quote, with credit to its real author.

"The problem with all these visitors was not how to photograph them but what to do with the photographs." Karl-Heinz Eimer
*'Visitors' is a sinister euphemism here. Eimer's job was to photograph the prisoners of war. Many of them lost their lives in the camp. Yet another of the unexplained friendships of Elayne, Eimer was detested by her entire family for what he did during the war.

"Take my mother for instance. She is structurally incapable of talking about "ism's". She will divert any conversation, I mean _every_ conversation, towards something about someone she met or we met or she remembers and I should remember or her parents met and she never met. I must say I prefer her conversation by far to, say, Hegel's crap." Marek Rakowski
*This is pure invention. The character Elayne is building is a composite of several persons, mainly Jerzy Panek and Nelutu Ratiu. She chose to attribute these words to a certain Rakowski, relative of a former Prime Minister of Poland.